Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
