Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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