so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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