And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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