RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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