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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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