used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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