her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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