You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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