you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
did you just send me my own nude
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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