Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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