And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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