Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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