were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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