i just had sex bonerless
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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