id be glad to
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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