I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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I need you to use more vowels.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
