my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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