life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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