so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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