I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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