I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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