I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I pour the whiskey from now on
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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