Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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