Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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