we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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