i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
