Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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