Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Barsexuality is the new black.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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