I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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