she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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