I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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