There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
ttyl tear gas
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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