If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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