your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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