Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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