I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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