People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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