Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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