i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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