belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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