In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
either way he was missing a nipple.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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