My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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