stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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