forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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