i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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