I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pappa wants mamma naked
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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