FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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