i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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