Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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