Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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