so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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