im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Enjoy the penises
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
