So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just pee around me
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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