i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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