Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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