You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
