i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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